Why You Will Never Find Happiness

What a dire fucking headline. Geez, what a downer, Mark.

But guess what? It’s a fucking downer because I need your attention. I have a public service announcement: Happiness isn’t like getting a law degree or building a fancy Lego set. It’s not something you accomplish or achieve with lots of hard work.

In fact, it’s kind of the opposite of that. Have no fucking clue what I’m talking about?

Look, I wrote a small ebook thing explaining all of this happiness stuff. I explain why you can’t “find” happiness anywhere, much less “find yourself.” I explain why you probably don’t even know what happiness means and why that’s a good thing. I even have funny pictures in it, in case you’re a 6-year-old and have the attention span of a gnat.

And you can get this ebook by subscribing to my site.

Subscribing is easy. It’s just a few bucks and you get access to tons of extra content that most people don’t have access to:

  • The ebook about happiness, as well as my other three ebooks about self-knowledge, habits and relationships.
  • Unlimited access to all articles, audios, and videos.
  • Dozens of audio commentaries where I discuss the research and background of each article on the site.
  • Videos and mini-ebooks where I break down subjects into greater detail and give actionable advice you can apply in your life.
  • Special promotions, giveaways and subscriber meetups.

Signing up is simple, takes like three seconds, and you’ll have the ebook instantly emailed to you.

Also, if for whatever reason you decide that joining my site makes you unhappy, you can always cancel and get your money back. Doing so is easy. And happy. Promise.

How it works

  1. Choose your monthly payment
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  3. That’s it!
    After paying you will be emailed your ebook (and more!).
    And, your account is created automatically using your email address, and you’ll have access to all articles, audios and videos on the blog.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: When will I receive my ebook?
A: You will be emailed your ebook right after signing up.

Q: What if I also want the other ebook downloads?
A: The other three ebooks are also included and emailed to you straight away!

Q: I signed up but I did not receive the email.
A: Sometimes there is a small delay. If you don’t have it after a while, be sure to check your spam folder as well.
If you’re sure that the email was not sent to you, then email me and my support guy will personally send you all your downloads.

Q: Can I give more than the base $2.99 a month?
A: Of course! In fact, the more you give, the more likely I am to randomly appear at your house and ask to sleep in your garage. Everybody wins! But seriously, I’m flattered and honored if you’ve gotten enough out of the site to merit even greater contributions. So, thank you.

Q: What if I made a mistake or suddenly decide I hate you and want my money back?
A: You can ask for your money back up to 60-days after the transaction. I’ll send it over, no questions asked, along with the salt of my tears.

Q: Will you be doing any special events or meet ups for supporters in the future?
A: Yes! I hope to. Periodically, I travel for speaking engagements, readings, or media appearances. When in various major cities, I’d like to shoot emails to supporters in that area and have a little meet up (read: drink-a-thon). So yes, this is definitely something I’d like to do.

Q: What will the money be used for?
A: While the site may appear to be a humble personal blog on the surface, it has become its own beast. Three of us work on it full-time and another person part-time. The hosting bill for 1-2 million monthly readers including things like email servers, cyber security, storage, video hosting and so on, is well into the thousands each month. So yeah, if I want to continue to push the content here into deeper, more insightful places (and I do want to), then I’m going to need some help.

Q: When/how can I cancel my payment?
A: You can cancel any time. There is a link in your member profile. Or you can email me and I’ll get it done.